SRK on Chris Gayle

The Telegraph makes note of a few SRKisms:

When Chris Gayle was born, it must have taken very long for him to be delivered. Doctor must have said: Aadha aa gaya, aadha baki hai! Chris Gayle brings spirituality to the team. I saw him meditating on a manicure-pedicure chair with seven women around him, chanting Om…

Also, KKR's guys had a chat with Vikram Sathaye.

Wasim Akram
On whether he noticed Shoaib Malik’s love for tennis back then...
“No, but I did notice his love for shaadis!”
Brad Hodge
On how he copes with Indian food…
“I have made more runs in the toilet than on the cricket field!”

Wish we could watch this instead of those wonderful people imitating a drunk man who fails to walk a straight line, pleads for divine intervention with outstretched hands and miraculously gets a ball from nowhere.

Who will captain the Kochi franjhise?

Chris Gayle
Captain Coolest-cum-Opposition Slayer. Laidback. So is most of Kerala. Leads revolts against employers. So do the Commies. Loves to earn and spend the big bucks. So do Kerala's capitalists. Would so love the place, tropical climate and all. Can put on those sunglasses, relax in a houseboat and sip on a coconut in Kochi's backwaters while showing off all the gold chains he garnered at those innumerable jewellery showroom inaugurations. And the captaincy? Gayle happy. Team happy.

Ganguly: Gayle and Bond will give us impetus

Our last match didn't go the way everyone wanted it to. We definitely disheartened our fans at home. Without offering any excuse, one needs to say that any team can have one bad match. Bowling first, we fared badly only in the last five overs. Before that Shane Bond, Ishant and company did keep things under control. Bond showed a glimpse of what he is capable of, having arrived in the city just a day before the match. I am confident that as he settles down and adjusts to the heat and sultry weather he will be some bowler to deal with.

Gayle and Bond will give us impetus

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