What should the Kochi franchise be named?

Shashi Tharoor suggested Kerala Tuskers. Since after all it is the land of coconuts and elephants, how about Coco Jumbos? No hassles of coming up with a theme song too.



On second thoughts, better not use that as the theme song. You could fit in Chris Gayle and Sreesanth in that video, but it's a bit too laidback for a sports team, even for one from Kerala. If you are wondering where Gayle came into the picture, read this.




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Who will captain the Kochi franjhise?

Chris Gayle
Captain Coolest-cum-Opposition Slayer. Laidback. So is most of Kerala. Leads revolts against employers. So do the Commies. Loves to earn and spend the big bucks. So do Kerala's capitalists. Would so love the place, tropical climate and all. Can put on those sunglasses, relax in a houseboat and sip on a coconut in Kochi's backwaters while showing off all the gold chains he garnered at those innumerable jewellery showroom inaugurations. And the captaincy? Gayle happy. Team happy.